As a little girl growing up in Southside Jamaica Queens, if anyone would’ve told me I’d have my own perfume one day, and be able to inspire young black girls everywhere, to go into Macy’s or Nordstrom’s and see their face staring back at them - I wouldn’t believe them.

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draxattacks:

Drax. A.K.A. The Destroyer  - a legendary warrior who lost his entire family at the hands of Ronan.”  

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waifwraith:

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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Iceland, just the hint of the aurora looking out to the mountains beyond Thingvellir. A perfect night.

Iceland, just the hint of the aurora looking out to the mountains beyond Thingvellir. A perfect night.


clint barton, a.k.a. hawkeye, became the greatest sharp-shooter known to man. he then joined the avengers. this is what he does when he’s not being an avenger. that’s all you need to know.

clint barton, a.k.a. hawkeye, became the greatest sharp-shooter known to man. he then joined the avengers. this is what he does when he’s not being an avenger. that’s all you need to know.

narry-destiel:

hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

"You heard the statistically average lady"

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Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you. 79,135 notes

ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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Anonymous: should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?

feminerdism:

plannedparenthood:

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The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

Empiresh o w  g o o d  d o e s  i t  f e e l

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fandomsandfeminism:

And his nickname is “Douche face”

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