IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
When my parents aren’t home I like to wrap myself in a garbage bag full of Vaseline and pretend to be a fetus
i see a lot of replies to this post every day but i’d like to acknowledge this one
deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
HOW ARE KANGAROOS SO FUCKING BUFF THIS IS LEGIT SCARING ME
i thought this was photoshopped so i googled it
i feel like ive just googled the furry equivalent of those fireman pinup calendars
Why is the Queen so much like my Mammaw? I just wanna hug her and get her a butter pecan ice cream in a sugar cone.
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
In 3a, Jennifer takes the parents as her Guardian sacrifice, her final sacrifice. She tells Derek that he can save the parents, she tells him “that’s a role that can either be filled by the three parents I was forced to take or by you.” From the moment she first met…
Fan 1; “I like your headband.” Fan 2; “It’s so sexy." Fan 3; "I love the headband.”(x)
his face is so smug and hot jfc.